Summoned To A Parallel Fantasy World Many Times

I’m not really much of a “go-getter,” if you catch my drift—sleep’s more my style—but getting summoned to another world kinda messed things up. Bit hard to chill when you’ve got a king in your face telling you there’s a bad guy you’ve gotta go slay or whatever, you know. Plot twist, though—it’s actually not so bad. Getting the hero treatment sounds pretty nice, right. Some other clown summons me, I get my obligatory superpower, and off I go. It happens, sometimes you get isekai’d to the wrong place. Someone ELSE summons me, I get ANOTHER superpower, and then I’m somewhere totally new. No idea what’s going on, but all I want is one thing: stop !@#$ing summoning me